RIP Zelda Kaplan (left, obvs), insane socialite, philanthropist, activist, and bad bitch who decided at like age 85 she needed to start going to EVERY PARTY and then DID THAT. This Q&A with her says it all:
When’s bedtime?
Anytime between midnight and 7 a.m.
Which do you prefer, the old Times Square or the new Times Square?
I haven’t seen the new Times Square.
mmmmmm-hmmm.
(via bangingonthedashboard)
Problematic and all, THIS IS MY BITCH. She’s just like LEMME GHOST RIDE THIS SHIT AND FILE MY NAILS BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE SO WACK AND I’M THAT BITCH AND YOU DISINTEREST ME SO HARD I CAN’T EVEN BOTHER WITCHU.
(via bangingonthedashboard)
Holy shit… bell hooks on Madonna… eye-opening.
CHRISTINA LEG
All I’m saying is, when Carrie (from Carrie) had a period accident (in the gym shower! and she thought she was dying!), it was the catalyst for her LIFE-ALTERING TELEKINESIS. Christina Aguilera (possibly) had one while singing Etta James, at Etta James’ funeral. HOW FUCKING TRANSFORMATIVE IS THAT?! This chick about to control the weather systems, and stop the Mayan Apocalypse.
She’s seen as wholly gross and grody right now, I mean I imagine so, based on the amount of appalled and interrobang-punctuated blog posts about it, but dudes, sometimes it happens. And it’s every girl’s worst nightmare to start our periods while wearing white jeans and sitting in junior high health class (at least that was my personal 13-year-old nightmare, never happened though). So we can all empathize. But also, what, do you want us to go live in a cave during Menstrual Week with a case of Summer’s Eve and a bucket of holy water? Are we going to excommunicate Aguilera for not properly chronicling/misinterpreting her cycle process? Nah. Get sanguine. Jesus died for your sins (TM), and it wasn’t all that dainty. Yatches stay bleeding. God bless the post-menopausal.
As previously reported, Christina Leg is the name of my dubstep riot grrrl band I’m forming right this second. Dibs, but also do you want to join though? Disclosure: we bite.
Okay, Black Buddafly, 2006. Never interviewed em, but I met em once at the release party for Remy Ma’s There’s Something About Remy. I’m gonna stop now cuz I’m still sad about Remy fucking up her life.
The Great R&B Girl Group Explosion of the Mid-Late Oughties b/w IS RICH HARRISON SAMPLING GYORGY KURTAG OR XENAKIS OR WHAT? Times I interviewed them: 0, but I was going to, only Atlantic never put out their album.
The Great R&B Girl Group Explosion of the Mid-Late Oughties b/w CANNONNNNNN. Times I interviewed Bella: two times.
The Great R&B Girl Group Explosion of the Mid-Late Oughties b/w LET THE DREAM BE GREAT! Times I interviewed Electrik Red: once, but it was for a feature story in the F4D3R mag.
